zingparty
if art fairs were
february 2007
all photos by:
music by:
DJ Sascha P
No really, the Purple Teletubby is . . .
Brandon Johnson wonders who will prevail in zing's competitive pinata bang up -- Miami Basel's Samuel Keller or CSI's Horatio Caine
Stephen Wong and Danny Lyu dumbfounded over Courtney Love's newest makeover
Calling Binder and Binder to consult on their ongoing legal problems
Has anyone seen Devon's scarf?
So much plaid and so much rain . . . are we in Portland or Seattle?
A ventriloquist is a finalist on America's Got Talent!
Yo Fitty
Leah Hansen channels starchitect Daniel Libeskind
Nanoo, Nanoo!
Carolina Rodriguez demolishes the VIP Pinata Car
Fireworks? UFO? Tribeca Grand decor?
Tess Knoebel swings with the ferocity of Barry Bonds
Give it up for Stephen Wong
and the guy with Devon's scarf finally breaks it open
call them love socks, sheaths, willie hats or rubbers, these are art-world endorsed and fully lubricated: Hirst, Benglis, Currin, Emin, and Koh
Danny, Tess and Stephen ponder the rarity of Murder She Wrote marathons
Trong Nguyen frantically trades for the Terence Koh condom
Aron Namenwirth and Fernando Troya reminisce about Real World Denver
Kenny and Cartman in a fetching argument about fake IDs
Tess Knoebel and Sandy Kafenshtok share recipes for miracle whip
Night Watch Redux
Is that a Julian Schnabel coming out of his head?
Grace Kim abstains from casting her Oscar vote
DJ Sascha P channeling Novicelli
Really, you've got talent, Little Miss Sunshine
the first round of musical gallery chairs
people all over the (art) world, join hands . . . one less chair, one more artist
and the beat goes on
Hootie and the Blowfish are so inspirational
as rejuvenating as the Crest Spin Brush
Tijuana, baby
I've got moves you've never seen
Speed Pinata Dating: better than a night cap
an 80s Benetton weave doubles as a blindfold
and the grand prize -- the "ceci n'est pas une pipe" pipe